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cigarettesandhighscores:

Death Note Writers: Let’s create a really hot, bad ass character, give them a little bit of screen time, THEN THEY WILL BE SHOT BY ABOUT FIFTY MEN.

Death Note Writers: …

Death Note Writers: Let’s do it.

M

sopersassy:

Light: Who are you?
Matt: I’m Matt.
Light: Who the hell is Matt?
Near: You know, the guy with the shortest screen time, gets shot and has the biggest fanbase?
Light: No.
Matt: Well, it’s true. And, apparently, i’m the hottest guy in the series.