nate-river-but-call-me-near:

Imagine Matt working on a sex phone-line.

Person: Oh baby…what are you wearing right now

Matt: *whispers seductively* a mario T-shirt.

ｍａｉｌ ｊｅｅｖａｓ

cigarettesandhighscores:

Death Note Writers: Let’s create a really hot, bad ass character, give them a little bit of screen time, THEN THEY WILL BE SHOT BY ABOUT FIFTY MEN.

Death Note Writers: …

Death Note Writers: Let’s do it.